I could spin you a load of Hemingwayesque yarns about my days as a vagabond adventurer on the Leeds-Bradford canal. My hair raising exploits as a periwinkle smuggler on Ilkley Moor.And my secret life as a tough, hard-living, hard-drinking, porcelain frog collector in Hebden Bridge. Except I’m assuming you didn’t land on here to peruse some Yorkshire bloke’s indulgent self-portraiture. Like most creative types who’ve spent a fair bit of time in the advertising biz, I’ve job-hopped between some big name agencies over the years. My resumé includes stints at J Walter Thompson, Saatchi & Saatchi, Bartle Bogle Hegarty and Doyle Dane Bernbach to name but a few. But after finally relinquishing full-time work, I’m now answering the siren call of freelance (unless that was simply the two-tone sound of an emergency vehicle tearing past) to offer up a truckload of copywriting savvy.